My wife was eager for winter to end and summer to begin, but when I arrived home last week, she had already removed the window air conditioning units from the basement. There was an air conditioning component in our dining room, our daughter’s dining room, and her workroom, and when I arrived home, she was installing one in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing, she rolled her eyes and asked me how it appeared! After kissing her cheek, I informed her that she appeared to be jumping the gun. I wasn’t certain that winter had ended just yet. I never considered installing window air conditioners until at least the middle of May. She informed me impatiently that it was eighty degrees outside and she would not allow herself to suffocate at home. This week it was eight degrees, but tomorrow it was expected to be in the forties. This morning, my friend and I watched the weather report, although she must not have been paying attention. Although he is usually correct, my friend and I have a weatherman who acts more like a comedian with ADD on speed. If you can make it through his antics, you will be rewarded with a seven-day weather forecast. She asked if I would assist her with the air conditioning, but I declined. I did not inform her that winter was over, and it was her responsibility to install the air conditioning unit. The following day, she complained that an icy breeze was blowing in around the air conditioner.